DON’T USE THESE LINES IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR ROMANCE:
1. What’s your alias?
2. I hope you’re not put off by these handcuffs.
3. How would you like to get lucky tonight?
4. I’ve only got 15 minutes. Let’s get this over with.
5. Wanna get a bite to eat? I’m an expert on Mexican food. Did you know that the most flavorful tacos are made the day they shave the Chihuahua?
6. Didn’t I see you in a coffin last night?
7. Oh, I don’t get excited about it — it’s just that arson runs in my family.
8. You look like an intelligent lady. If train A leaves the station going 40 mph, and train B leaves from a station 56 miles to the north and running at 16 mph, which train will arrive first in Santa Fe?
9. Can I borrow your wallet?
10. You look a little like Eleanor Roosevelt. Have you considered wearing a gas mask?